I forgot I had this.
Summer and spending time at my own apartment go together like gin and root beer. It doesn't happen very often.
Drinking and the new Polar Bear Club 7 inch, however, go together like Malort and a long night of drinking.
If you don't like the Jersey Shore, there's probably something wrong with your ability to to be entertained. I'm serious, it's the best TV show I've seen in a very long time. If you do like Mad Men, however, there's probably something wrong with your ability to recognize a boring television show. Either that, or you're a hippy.
So let's see, tomorrow I'll go to the field museum for the first time in my life and I don't know how I feel about that. It's gotta mean something that I'm more excited about that than getting my car fixed, right? Or maybe I'm thinking more about the birthday party at the bar after the museum.
That expression "another day, another dollar" is so awesome when you get paid salary and don't work for all of August.